A Pigeon’s Friend

drawing of food truck

Terrible Food Truck Ideas #8

A Pigeon’s Friend

A food truck that serves mostly seeds, accompanied by suet and occasional helpings of brightly-colored sugar water. We scatter food on the ground to attract our fine feathered non-paying customers. It’s easy to find the truck—just follow the sky-high plume of birds that are flying in for lunch. Human patrons are welcome, too, and an awning offers protection from the soft rain of droppings.

“A Pigeon’s Friend” would also make an excellent name for a rooftop bar at The Line, going well with the downstairs restaurants (A Rake’s Progress, The Cup We All Race 4, Spoken English, and Brothers and Sisters).